Tag: funny
member name: troublemkr s.
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December 02, 2006 04:32 AM EST --
A German policeman had his trousers ripped off after he tried to arrest a giant emu.
The emu had been pestering passers by at a park in Kaarst, western Germany.
A day later a three foot red and green . . .
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December 03, 2006 03:03 AM EST --
A man is recovering after shooting himself with his own crossbow.
Weapons collector Steve Samson, from Rochford, Essex, was cleaning the crossbow when the aluminium arrow speared seven inches into his . . .
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December 09, 2006 03:45 PM EST --
A man had to call police for help after waking up in the lobby of a hotel wearing only a string vest.
The man had woken at 3am after sleepwalking virtually naked out of his hotel room, reports the Sun. . . .
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December 09, 2006 04:16 PM EST --
It is Saturday evening and the titles roll at the start of Naked Truth, a summary of the week's news on Moscow's M1 TV.
Svetlana Pesotskaya pouts at the camera and launches into a summary of President . . .
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December 10, 2006 12:01 AM EST --
A Christmas party in Ireland was ruined after a camel ate all the food and drank the beer.
Gus sneaked out of his stable while staff at his equestrian centre were getting changed for the big night, reports . . .
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December 10, 2006 10:46 PM EST --
A US thief was arrested after he repeatedly stopped during a police pursuit to smoke crack.
Police say the man, 45, from Stratford, Connecticut, had been driving a stolen car in Bridgeport.
The chase . . .
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December 16, 2006 02:46 PM EST --
A pilot watched in horror as his plane took off without him.
The airman, 70, saw it soar into the sky and do a loop before crashing, reports the Mirror.
The unnamed pilot had clung on to the wing to . . .
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November 24, 2006 08:57 PM EST --
Some wild turkeys, it appears, were trying to get out of New Jersey before Thanksgiving Day. A spokesman for the NJ Transit said train officials reported a dozen or so wild turkeys waiting on a station . . .
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December 01, 2006 12:57 AM EST --
A gunman who allegedly held up a bank was arrested minutes into his getaway attempt after he unwittingly tried to drive into Scottsdale police headquarters.
Randall Todd Wagner is suspected of handing . . .
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December 01, 2006 01:15 AM EST --
A DIY store has been playing foul-mouthed Christmas songs to their customers.
Staff at B&Q in Stockport, Greater Manchester, mistakenly put on a South Park CD entitled Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo, . . .
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December 04, 2006 01:44 AM EST --
Pink lights 'could cut crime'
Pink lighting may be introduced in towns in Lancashire in a bid to stop teenagers committing crime.
Besides creating a calming atmosphere, the pink lights . . .
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December 15, 2006 08:44 AM EST --
After years of ridicule the inhabitants of the Swedish village of Fjuckby have had enough.
Tired of the mirth caused by the name of their tiny hamlet, a number of Fjuckby residents have handed in an application . . .
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December 15, 2006 08:49 AM EST --
Farmers in Cheshire are dressing their geese in woolly hats and scarves.
They hope keeping the birds warm will help them to be happier, fatter and tastier for their Christmas customers.
Karol Bailey, . . .
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November 27, 2006 06:04 AM EST --
A night worker at Madame Tussauds faces losing his job after posing for photos groping star waxworks.
In one of the pictures Bryan Boniface is shown pulling down Kylie Minogue's hotpants and kissing . . .
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November 27, 2006 06:08 AM EST --
A Romanian thief was arrested after his getaway car ran out of fuel after just half a mile.
The 27-year-old man snatched a bag containing £20,000 from the front seat of a car in Bucharest.
He jumped . . .
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November 30, 2006 02:30 AM EST --
People in a small town in Western Canada are so fed up with the rotten state of their main road that they came up with an unusual form of protest -- a calendar that shows them posing nude in the potholes. . . .
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November 30, 2006 02:35 AM EST --
The guitar-shaped bulge in Morgan Conatser's clothing tipped off a music store owner that there might be a crime in progress. Clifton Lovell, owner of Guitars and Cadillacs on U.S. Highway 71 in De . . .
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December 02, 2006 04:28 AM EST --
A four-year-old changed into his Power Ranger costume and attacked when his family were held up by an armed robber.
Stevie Long sneaked out of the room while a robber was pointing a gun at his five-year-old . . .
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December 08, 2006 02:16 AM EST --
Customs officers who stopped a woman because her luggage smelt funny found a dead fish packed with diamonds.
The 51-year-old woman was stopped as she tried to board a flight to Moscow from Polyarny airport . . .
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November 28, 2006 05:35 PM EST --
A South African man is in trouble after he faked a sick note which said he needed time off work because he was pregnant.
Magistrates in Vereeniging, near Johannesburg, fined Charles Sibindana, 27, £70 . . .
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